[Lucy and Ricky are handcuffed together, but the locksmith has to return home to Yonkers, NY to retrieve the right key. He calls Ricky in the meantime.]
Ricky: [hangs up] He can't come until... more

[Ricky's filmed audition was screened for a TV producer, but it was a disaster thanks to Lucy splicing it with her own film and other family home movies. The "The End" title card is also... more

Lucy: (LOWERS VOICE) I had Arthur come over here and I gave him a dancing lesson to get him off your neck

Ricky:What are you whispering about?

Lucy:If my feet find out that it was my idea,... more

Ricky: I'm making a schedule so you can budget your time.

Lucy:Budget my time? You mean like I budget my money?

Ricky: Heaven Forbid!

Lucy: Butter? On bread?
Ricky: Yeah!
Lucy: I'll never get used to your strange Cuban dishes.

Ricky: "LuuCYYYY!!"

Fred: You don't think she's a kleptomaniac, do you?

Ricky: Oh no, I just think she steals things.

Ricky: She is a kle-kle-kle-kl--whatever you said!

Lucy: OK. What do you wanna bet? How about ten dollars?

Ethel: What's the matter with twenty dollars?

Ricky: Well, what's the matter with thirty dollars?

Lucy: What's the matter with fifty... more

Ricky: And my grandmother baked her own bread.

Lucy: Baked? Like I bake a cake?

Ricky: I hope not.