Lucy: All right. How much do I weigh?

Ricky: 45 pounds--and stop leaning on us!

Lucy: You ought to watch that, Ethel. Of course, it doesn't matter what I eat because it doesn't go to fat.

Ricky: Where does it go to? Thin?

Ricky: Lucy's acting crazy.

Fred: Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people?

Ricky: Crazy for anybody. She has this idea that I am going to kill her.

Fred: That doesn't mean anything.... more

Ricky: All right, all right. You can come down and audition in the morning.

Lucy: Good! Fred and Ethel, now you heard that. You're witnesses.

Ricky: Yeah, but it's gonna be strictly business. I... more

Lucy: You can forget you even knew me.

Ricky: That's a very tempting offer.

Ricky: A trained seal? Does he do an act?

Jerry: No, the seal's the manager. He has a couple of trained people.

Ricky: It was her husband.

Lucy: Her husband? He didn't have any reason to kill her.

Ricky: He was married, wasn't he?

Lucy: What's the matter, Ricky?



Ricky: Joann is quitting.



Fred: Who's Joann?



Lucy: Oh, that's terrible!



Fred: Who's Joann?



Ricky: At a time like this, still.



Fred: Who's... more

Lucy: Don't pick on him. Ricky ate more oysters than all of us put together.



Ricky: Naturally.



Lucy: What do you mean, "naturally?"



Ricky: Because I got more R's in my name than... more

Ricky: Look, Lucy. This whole thing was my fault.


Lucy: Your fault?


Ricky: It was something I said that started this whole thing.


Lucy: What did you say?


Ricky: I do.