Ricky: Lucy, go wash that blue stuff off.

Lucy: I tried to, but it won't come off!

Lucy: Ricky! We're revolting!

Ricky: No more than usual.

Ricky: "You know what's really tough? Silk stockings."

Fred: "Yeah, how about that. They're really tough to iron."

Ricky: "You're not supposed to iron silk... more

Ricky Ricardo: Something's wrong with the electricity. My shaver isn't working.

Lucy Ricardo: Something's wrong with the gas. My chicken isn't working.

Ricky Ricardo: What do you know about rice?

Fred Mertz: Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days in my life.

Ricky Ricardo: This whole thing is my fault. Something I said that started this whole mess.

Lucy Ricardo: What's that?

Ricky Ricardo: "I do."

Ethel Mertz: I refuse to go anywhere with someone who thinks I am a hippopotamus.

Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, is this true?

Lucy Ricardo: No, I just implied that she was a little hippy... though she... more

Fred: I bet you know a million gals. Where's your address book?

Ricky: I burned it.

Fred: Burned it?

Ricky: I hadn't been in this country very long and Lucy said it was part of the American... more

Ricky: Everybody knows you can get around a lady with a little sweet talk.

Fred: That's alright for Lucy, but it's a little longer trip around Ethel.

Ricky: That's the reason I married you - because you're so different than anyone I've known in Cuba.

Lucy: Who'd you know in Cuba?