Nurse: ..and the room is reserved under the name..

Ricky: Mrs...uh..Mrs..uh..

Lucy: Ricardo, dear!

Ricky: Ricardo dear.

If I as much see your face, I'll wrap you up in brown paper and mail you back to New York!

I wan swish aparments.

Ricky: We are going to become the two most unpleasant, disagreeable, nasty people in the whole world!

Lucy: But how?

Ricky: We'll force ourselves!

Lucy: My son?? Isn't he your son too?

Ricky: Not at 3 in the morning!

I Love Lucy and she loves me. We're as happy as two can be. Sometimes we quarrel but then, how we love making up again. Lucy kisses like no one can. She's my missus and I'm her man, and live is... more

Lucy: Well, Spanish is a foreign language to me.

Ricky: English is a foreign language to me.

Lucy: Yeah and the way you speak it it's foreign to me too!

Fred: (after adjusting the picture on the Ricardo's TV) How's that?

Lucy: The lines are fading.

Ethel: There, the lines are gone.

Ricky: So's the picture.

Ricky: Oh boy, am I pooped.


Lucy: Well, this is indeed distressing news. To what do you attribute your plethora of fatigue? The enervating activities of your nocturnal occupation?


Ricky:... more

Ricky: Lucy's been acting strange lately.



Fred: Strange? How can you tell?