Ricky: Is this your first?

Mr. Stanley: MY LAST!

Ricky: I forgot my make-up.

Mr. Stanley: Well you look alright to me.

Ricky: How's Lucy??

Fred: She's fine, but I'm a nervous wreck! From now on, you can have your babies without me!

Ricky: Now you just take it-easy.

Lucy: Ok. I'll take a teasy.

Frenchman: Stop! There is no time to argue. I am here to elope with Madame.

Ricky: (angry) Elope?!

Lucy: How could you say a thing like that?

Frenchman: Yes! And if we stay here much longer,... more

Ricky: This is the electric age. All you have to do is flip a swish.

Lucy: (turning to Ethel) We flip a swish.

Ricky: Well, it looks like the cast is dead.

Lucy: (confused) Wait, don't tell me! The die is cast.

Ricky: Yeah. That's what I said.

Ricky: Oh thank you honey... hey what goes here, just two eggs? Where's the bacon?

Lucy: Bacon happens to be seventy-five cents a pound.

Ricky: Look Lucy, I can't eat eggs that way. They, they,... more

Ricky: You know what I mean. There must be some other way to economize.

Lucy: Well, as a matter of fact there is Ricky look save money with a home freezer get your meat wholesale.

Ricky: I knew... more

As usual I'd like a logical 'splanation of why you're doin' it the way you're doin' it.