Lucy! You got some 'splainin to do!

Ricky: Lucy's been actin' crazy.

Fred: Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people?

LUCY YOU HAVE SOME SPLAINING TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Babaloo

Lucy Ricardo: Ricky, we're revolting.

Ricky Ricardo: No more than usual.

Lucy: What is that?

Ricky: A piece of lint. You must have missed it with the carpet sweeper.

Lucy: Thank you very much.

Ricky: What do you want me to do with it?

Lucy: Why don't you get... more

Lucy Ricardo: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

Ricky Ricardo: Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.

Ricky: "Lucy! I'm ho-ome!"

Fred: There's a wonderful show coming on right about now..

Ricky: 23 minutes after 4??

Ricky: I won' swish apartments! Now, what did I say?

Lucy: You won' swish apartments.