[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are... more

Ethel: Gosh, did I scare you?

Lucy: No, no. I was just getting ready to scream and throw my book out the window anyway

Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?

Lucy Ricardo: If some other woman were to take Fred away from you, you'd be singing a different tune, too.

Ethel Mertz: Yeah, "Happy Days Are Here Again".

Lucy: We must know two men who are single and attractive. (Lucy and Ethel pause to think) Two men who are single. (pause to think) Two men. (pause to think) A boy and a dog.

Ethel: Maybe we should... more

Lucy Ricardo: Ricky, we're revolting.

Ricky Ricardo: No more than usual.

Lucy: I'm nothing but a big, bloated bunch of blubber.

Lucy: What is that?

Ricky: A piece of lint. You must have missed it with the carpet sweeper.

Lucy: Thank you very much.

Ricky: What do you want me to do with it?

Lucy: Why don't you get... more

Lucy: Now Ethel, I'd do it for you if you'd lost your wedding ring.

Ethel: If I lost my wedding ring, we wouldn't have to find it. We'd just have to buy another box of Cracker Jack

Ethel: Did the doctor say what it's gonna be?

Lucy: It's gonna be a BABY!

Ethel: No, I mean whether it's gonna be a boy or a girl! I can't wait to find out if I'm gonna be a godmother or a... more