[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are... more

Lucy! You got some 'splainin to do!

Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?

Ethel: Gosh, did I scare you?

Lucy: No, no. I was just getting ready to scream and throw my book out the window anyway

Lucy Ricardo: If some other woman were to take Fred away from you, you'd be singing a different tune, too.

Ethel Mertz: Yeah, "Happy Days Are Here Again".

Lucy: We must know two men who are single and attractive. (Lucy and Ethel pause to think) Two men who are single. (pause to think) Two men. (pause to think) A boy and a dog.

Ethel: Maybe we should... more

LUCY YOU HAVE SOME SPLAINING TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ricky: Lucy's been actin' crazy.

Fred: Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people?

Babaloo

Lucy: I'm nothing but a big, bloated bunch of blubber.