[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are... more

Lucy! You got some 'splainin to do!

Fred Mertz: She said my mother looks like a weasel.
Lucy Ricardo: Ethel, apologize.
Ethel Mertz: I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel.

Ethel: Gosh, did I scare you?

Lucy: No, no. I was just getting ready to scream and throw my book out the window anyway

Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?

Lucy Ricardo: If some other woman were to take Fred away from you, you'd be singing a different tune, too.

Ethel Mertz: Yeah, "Happy Days Are Here Again".

Ethel Mertz: Imagine me meeting a Queen face to face, I'm scared.

Fred Mertz: You're scared? Think of the Queen.

Ricky Ricardo: What do you know about rice?

Fred Mertz: Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days in my life.

Lucy Ricardo: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

Ricky Ricardo: Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.

Ethel Mertz: I refuse to go anywhere with someone who thinks I am a hippopotamus.

Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, is this true?

Lucy Ricardo: No, I just implied that she was a little hippy... though she... more