How I Met Your Mother Season 5 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
Oct 19 2009 | Duel Citizenship | Barney wants Robin to become a U.S. citizen, but she can't seem to let go of her Canadian heritage. Ted and Marshall take a road trip to Chicago, but Lily's decision to join up spoils the fun. | 217 ratings | 6 discussion topics |
Oct 12 2009 | Best Night Ever | Their hopeless desire to please makes it hard for Marshall and Lily to double date. Meanwhile, a string of girls fall asleep at Ted's apartment. | 175 ratings | 6 discussion topics |
Oct 5 2009 | Robin 101 | Robin thinks Barney is cheating on her, but learns he's actually getting "Robin 101" classes from Ted. | 186 ratings | 6 discussion topics |
Sep 28 2009 | Double Date | Ted realizes his blind date is the same girl he had a blind date with seven years prior. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang discover a Lily look-alike at a strip club. | 180 ratings | 6 discussion topics |
Sep 21 2009 | Definitions | The rest of the gang uncovers Barney and Robin's clandestine romance. Ted fights his nerves over his impending teaching debut at Columbia. | 292 ratings | 6 discussion topics |
How I Met Your Mother Season 4 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 18 2009 | The Leap | As his 31st birthday nears, an all-nighter to try to get business has Ted realizing he may need to pursue another career than architecture. Meanwhile, Marshall tries to get him up to a rooftop ...more | 318 ratings | 23 discussion topics |
May 11 2009 | As Fast As She Can | Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket. | 176 ratings | 23 discussion topics |
May 4 2009 | Right Time Right Place | Ted explains to his future kids how a series of unrelated events led to a chance encounter with a former girlfriend. Barney makes the 200th notch in his bedpost. Marshall goes overboard when he ...more | 193 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 7 wall posts |
Apr 27 2009 | The Three Days Rule | Ted wants to call a woman that he met onat the bar, but Barney and Marshall interfere. MeanTed wants to call a woman that he met at the bar, but Barney and Marshall interfere. Meanwhile, a security ...more | 141 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 3 wall posts |
Apr 13 2009 | Mosbius Designs | Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but all he helps himself to is Robin. Meanwhile, news of impending layoffs at GNB has Marshall looking for a ...more | 89 ratings | 23 discussion topics |
Mar 30 2009 | Murtaugh | Barney attempts to complete in a single day all the tasks from a list Ted made to prove the gang's not too old to do them. | 133 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 3 wall posts |
Mar 23 2009 | Old King Clancy | Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled. The gang try to decipher the story of a celebrity encounter Robin once had. | 68 ratings | 23 discussion topics |
Mar 16 2009 | The Front Porch | Ted learns the Lily was responsible for most of his break ups inclusing his break up with Karen. | 81 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 7 wall posts |
Mar 9 2009 | Sorry, Bro | Ted's college girl friend, who Lily and Marshall hate, comes back into his life. | 100 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 2 wall posts |
Mar 2 2009 | The Stinsons | Barney is followed by his friends when he leaves MacLaren's, because they think he has a secret girlfriend. | 130 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 53 wall posts |
Feb 2 2009 | Barney Stinson:That Guy's Awesome | Robin gets help finding a job when Barney helps her create a video resume. | 272 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 21 wall posts |
Jan 19 2009 | Three Days of Snow | A blizzard hits the city as Lily is returning from a trip to Seattle, threatening an airport-reunion ritual between her and Marshall. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney plan to meet two women at MacLaren's, ...more | 292 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 19 wall posts |
Jan 12 2009 | Benefits | Robin and Ted become "friends with benefits," finding it helps them get along better in the apartment; reality stars Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian taunt ...more | 273 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 17 wall posts |
Dec 15 2008 | How I Met Your Mother | Ted gets a visit from his sister and he does everything he can to keep her away from Barney. | 203 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 6 wall posts |
Dec 8 2008 | The Fight | Ted and Barney try to impress their friends by picking a fight with some guys who are sitting in their favorite booth. | 82 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 13 wall posts |
Nov 24 2008 | The Naked Man | Ted encounters one of Robin's dates sitting naked on her couch, and the guys conclude the unorthodox approach might work for them as well. | 116 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 1 wall post |
Nov 17 2008 | Wooo! | Ted may get a job designing a new bank and Lily tries to fit in with Robin's new friends. | 53 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 1 wall post |
Nov 10 2008 | Not A Father's Day | Lily and Marshall consider having a baby. | 82 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 7 wall posts |
Nov 3 2008 | Happily Ever After | Ted runs into an old acquaintance that he would rather forget. | 56 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 49 wall posts |
Oct 20 2008 | Shelter Island | Stella and Ted have their sponaneous wedding ruined by the arrival of their exes. | 343 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 25 wall posts |
Oct 13 2008 | Intervention | Ted discovers plans for an intervention of his marraige are dropped and insists that they carry through with it. | 260 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 25 wall posts |
Oct 6 2008 | I Heart NJ | Ted invites the gang to Stella's apartment and tries to convince them to move to the suburbs. He reverses his position when he finds out Stella want to move there when they are married. | 81 ratings | 23 discussion topics |
Sep 29 2008 | World's Greatest Burger | Marshall tries to find the place in New York that he had his first hamburger. | 79 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 5 wall posts |
Sep 22 2008 | Do I Know You? | Stella answers Ted while Barney wants to tell Robin something. | 124 ratings | 23 discussion topics | 18 wall posts |
How I Met Your Mother Season 3 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 19 2008 | Miracles | Ted breaks up with Stella but immediately wants to take it back after a life-changing experience. However, Stella doesn't realize that he broke up with her. Meanwhile, Barney has a serious accident on...more | 160 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 4 wall posts |
May 12 2008 | Everything Must Go | Barney helps Abby get back at Ted by staging a fake proposal, but Abby doesn't realize that it's fake. Lily decides to sell some of her paintings so that she and Marshall can pay for floor repairs at ...more | 19 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
May 5 2008 | Rebound Bro | Barney finds a new wingman to replace Ted, but he's painfully shy and awkward around women. Meanwhile Ted discovers that his new girlfriend Stella hasn't had sex in 5 years. | 24 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Apr 28 2008 | The Goat | Barney is upset because he violated his own "bro code" by sleeping with Robin. How will Ted react when he learns that Barney slept with his ex-girlfriend? | 25 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Apr 21 2008 | Sandcastles in the Sand | Robin gives romance a second try with an old boyfriend, only to have him break her heart...again. | 28 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Apr 14 2008 | The Chain of Screaming | Marshall cries in front of his boss after he chews him out, and everybody gives Marshall their own unique advice on how to confront his boss about the situation. | 21 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Mar 31 2008 | The Bracket | One of Barney's exes is sabotaging his love life, but he doesn't know who. So he makes a NCAA Basketball Tournament-style bracket to figure out which women he wronged the worst. | 23 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Mar 24 2008 | Ten Sessions | As the search for Mrs. Right continues, Ted woos his dermatologist Stella -- but her receptionist, Abby, seems more interested in him. | 19 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Mar 17 2008 | No Tomorrow | On St-Patrick's Day, Ted follows Barney to a bar to party like there's no tomorrow, while Robin discovers something strange about Marshall and Lily's new apartment. | 19 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Dec 10 2007 | The Platinum Rule | Barney and the gang try to convince Ted not to date the doctor that is removing his tramp stamp by giving examples of the Platinum Rule. | 22 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Nov 26 2007 | The Yips | Barney has trouble hitting on women at the Victoria's Secret after party and so has to return to the woman who took his virginity. | 22 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Nov 19 2007 | Slapsgiving | Marshall warns Barney that the third slap in their "slap bet" will be coming on Thanksgiving night. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin sleep together on the night before Thanksgiving. | 32 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Nov 12 2007 | Spoiler Alert | The guys shatter Ted's impressions of his new girlfriend by telling him she talks too much. Ted responds by turning the tables on his friends, and they react by pointing out Ted's worst flaw. | 22 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Nov 5 2007 | Dowisetrepla | Marshall and Lily decide to buy a new home, which forces Lily to finally confront Marshall about her credit card debt. | 18 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Oct 29 2007 | I'm Not That Guy | Ted discovers that a porn star is using his name. Marshall is wined and dined by a firm that defends polluters, and Lily's spending habits may force him to take the job. | 20 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Oct 22 2007 | How I Met Everyone Else | While everyone meets Ted's new crazy girlfriend, everyone recounts their stories of how they met everyone else. But the stories turn out to have several inconsistencies. | 23 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Oct 15 2007 | Little Boys | Robin tries to date a guy with a child, even though she does not like or want children. Meanwhile, Ted finds it impossible to make it with a woman he knows that Barney slept with a year ago. | 22 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Oct 8 2007 | Third Wheel | Ted has a chance for a threesome with two women, but Barney and Lily try to sabotage it. Meanwhile, Robin's date also goes better than expected, if only she can find a razor. | 24 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Oct 1 2007 | We'Re Not From Here | Ted and Barney pose as tourists to pick up on a couple of New York women, and Robin starts getting fed up with her new boyfriend. | 20 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Sep 24 2007 | Wait For It | Ted's still not ready to date months after his breakup with Robin. But when Robin returns to New York with an exotic new boyfriend, he decides it's time to finally do something adventurous. | 21 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 14 2007 | Something Blue | As the happy couple celebrate their wedding, Ted and Robin tell Barney about the latest development of their relationship. | 20 ratings |
May 7 2007 | Something Borrowed | Marshall and Lily's wedding is destined to become a disaster, until fate intervenes and makes it perfect. | 20 ratings |
Apr 20 2007 | Showdown | Barney becomes a contestant on "The Price Is Right" so that he can confront Bob Barker, because he is believes that the game show host is his biological father. | 32 ratings |
Apr 9 2007 | Bachelor Party | Ted changes Barney's bachelor party plans for Marshall at the last minute, so that it won't just consist of gambling and cheap strippers. And Robin gets Lily an inappropriate shower party gift. | 19 ratings |
Mar 19 2007 | Moving Day | Ted and Robin decide to move in together, but nobody appears to be happy with the new living arrangements--especially Barney. | 17 ratings |
Feb 26 2007 | Arrivederci, Fiero | When Marshall's car doesn't quite make it to 200,000 miles without dying completely, everybody reminisces about their greatest memories with the car. | 23 ratings |
Feb 19 2007 | Stuff | Ted to gets rid of everything he received from other women at Robin's request, but getting rid of the stuff Robin received from other men won't be as easy. Meanwhile, Barney gets revenge on Lily for ...more | 19 ratings |
Feb 12 2007 | Lucky Penny | When Ted misses his important business trip to Chicago, he tries to trace his steps back to the original incident that triggered the series of events that made him miss the flight. | 15 ratings |
Feb 5 2007 | Monday Night Football | Everybody misses the Super Bowl because of a funeral. Therefore, they all try to go 24 hours without finding out who won so that they can watch the game together on Monday night. | 16 ratings |
Jan 22 2007 | Columns | Barney asks Lily to paint a nude picture of him after finding her painting of Marshall. And Ted can't find an opportune time to fire his old boss, who now works for him but still keeps undermining his...more | 21 ratings |
Jan 8 2007 | First Time In New York | Robin tries to keep her younger sister from losing her virginity while on vacation in New York, which causes everyone to reminisce about their first times. | 23 ratings |
Dec 11 2006 | How Lily Stole Christmas | Lily takes away her Christmas display after she finds out that Ted called her a bad name while she was broken up with Marshall, and Barney is too sick for his Christmas plans. | 19 ratings |
Nov 27 2006 | Single Stamina | Barney's gay black brother is in town, but he doesn't want to tell Barney that he's getting married because he'll be losing his only single sidekick. | 19 ratings |
Nov 13 2006 | Atlantic City | Marshall and Lily elope to Atlantic City, but they discover that getting married in Atlantic City isn't as easy as getting married in Las Vegas | 18 ratings |
Nov 20 2006 | Slap Bet | The gang discovers that Robin's been hiding a huge secret, but they have no idea what it is. Marshall thinks she is married, and Barney thinks she was a porn star. | 28 ratings |
Nov 6 2006 | Swarley | The guys tell Marshall to stay away from his new date because she has "crazy eyes," but she couldn't be any crazier than Lily after she learns that Marshall's going out on his first new date...more | 31 ratings |
Oct 23 2006 | Aldrin Justice | Ted gets Lily a job at his firm, but she only makes trouble for Ted when he refuses to stand up to his boss. And Barney sleeps with Marshall's law school professor to help his grades, but she's less ...more | 17 ratings |
Oct 16 2006 | World's Greatest Couple | Lily gets introduced to Barney's bachelor pad when she needs a place to stay, and Marshall finds a unlikely new friend to join him for brunch, concerts and musicals. | 24 ratings |
Oct 9 2006 | Ted Mosby, Architect | Barney tells Ted that single women like architects. But will Ted use this useful tidbit of information to cheat on Robin after they have their first fight? | 27 ratings |
Oct 1 2006 | Brunch | Ted discovers that his parents are keeping a secret from him after his dad acts as Barney's wingman, and Marshall and Lily intentionally try to get each other sexually aroused. | 19 ratings |
Sep 25 2006 | The Scorpion And The Toad | Barney gets Marshall back out on the singles market, but Barney keeps taking all the prospects from him. And Ted's convinced that Lily is back because she wants Marshall back, even though she says she...more | 20 ratings |
Sep 18 2006 | Where Were We? | Marshall becomes predictably depressed and pathetic after the breakup. And it only gets worse when he discovers that Lily may be back in town. | 20 ratings |
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 15 2006 | Come On | Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart. Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy. | 29 ratings |
May 8 2006 | Milk | It's Ted's 28th birthday and he still keeps looking for the perfect girl. Apparantly he is about to find her since the matchmaker he once hired to find him a partner has finally found the perfect ...more | 21 ratings |
May 1 2006 | Best Prom Ever | Marshall and Lily finally have got the perfect place they always wanted to get married at. The only problematic thing about this is that the place is only available in two months. So, this means a lot...more | 21 ratings |
Apr 24 2006 | Mary The Paralegal | Robin invites everybody to a banquet and Ted is insecure about bringing a date or not. Barney hooks him up with a girl that seems to be a prostitute while Robin brings a real date. Ted pretends to be ...more | 29 ratings |
Apr 10 2006 | Nothing Good Happens After 2 Am | After having quite a rough day and being a little drunk, Robin calls Ted in the middle of the night and asks him if he wants to come over to her place. Ted, of course, says that he will come. On his ...more | 26 ratings |
Mar 20 2006 | Life Among The Gorillas | After a month of long-distance-relationship with Veronica, she already send Ted 3 care-packages full of stuff he likes, but he hasn't send her any. Marshall works in Barney's office and doesn't like ...more | 22 ratings |
Mar 6 2006 | Cupcake | Victoria is about to leave to go to Germany for two years for a donate fellowship. Ted doesn't know if he should her ask to stay or if he should tell her to leave. Marshall needs a new suit and Barney...more | 21 ratings |
Feb 27 2006 | Game Night | During a game night Robin gets to meet Veronica. What actually was planned to be a funny night turns quite serious when Barney's former love Sahnnon gives an old tape to Lily which shows the "...more | 23 ratings |
Feb 6 2006 | Zip, Zip, Zip | Having abstained for weeks, an amorous Ted and Victoria (Ashley Williams) rush back to the apartment, where Lily and Marshall are in the bathroom and don't dare come out and ruin the moment. Meanwhile...more | 25 ratings |
Jan 23 2006 | Drum Roll, Please | Ted meets a beautiful woman named Victoria at Claudia's and Stu's wedding and they spend a great time together that night. Unfortunately, Ted and Victoria made a deal that they will never see each ...more | 21 ratings |
Jan 9 2006 | The Wedding | Ted is searching for a date for a wedding. He asks Robin to come with him to the wedding as his "date" and she says yes. Problems evolve when the bride-to-be Claudia tells him he didn't ...more | 27 ratings |
Dec 19 2005 | The Limo | It's New Year's Eve 2005 and Ted spends a large portion of his Christmas bonus for a limo for he and the gang. In addition, he has outlined a plan how they will ring in the New Year. Unfoirtunatley, ...more | 25 ratings |
Nov 28 2005 | The Pineapple Incident | After sucking down a quintet of shots at the bar, Ted blacks out. He wakes up the next morning with a sprained ankle, a burned jacket, a phone number written on his arm, a pineapple on his dresser, ...more | 39 ratings |
Feb 13 2006 | Belly Full Of Turkey | It's Thanksgiving and while Lily and Marshall visit his family in Minnesota, Robin and Ted want$ to volunteer at a homeless shelter kitchen. Surpirisingly, Robin and Ted meet Barney at the kitchen, ...more | 21 ratings |
Nov 14 2005 | The Duel | Lily moves in with Ted and Marshall and although it was Ted's idea to ask Lily to move in, he starts to worry that the apartment changes to much with Lily there. Another issue for Ted is who will keep...more | 21 ratings |
Nov 7 2005 | Matchmaker | Barney takes Ted to matchmaker Ellen Pierce, but while Barney gets thrown out, Ellen promises to find a woman for Ted within three days. This promise has disastrous results: the woman that suits him ...more | 19 ratings |
Oct 24 2005 | The Slutty Pumpkin | On Halloween, Robin and her new boyfriend Mike meet for a Double Date with Lily and Marshall, who are eager to win the costume contest. Robin turns out as someone who is not so much into "couple ...more | 30 ratings |
Oct 17 2005 | Okay Awesome | Robin manages to get into OK, an ultra hip exclusive nightclub. Ted and Barney will be going with her, but not Marshall and Lily, as they have been doing a lot of "Classy grown-up things", ...more | 30 ratings |
Oct 10 2005 | Return Of The Shirt | Ted dated a girl named Natalie three years ago and quickly got annoyed by some of her antics. Therefore he broke up with her by leaving a message on her answering machine on her birthday. He decides ...more | 26 ratings |
Oct 3 2005 | The Sweet Taste Of Liberty | Rather than go to McLaren's, their usual hangout, Barney convinces Ted to go to the airport with him to "pick someone up". It turns out that they're there to pick up some girls. While doing ...more | 31 ratings |
Sep 26 2005 | Purple Giraffe | After telling Robin that "He loves her", things fall apart for she and Ted and he figures that it's all over for the two of them, but not for long as Ted finds out from Lily after she met ...more | 27 ratings |
Sep 19 2005 | Pilot | It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily ...more | 45 ratings |
