Wilson: Tim, are you familiar with the I-Ching?
Tim: Sure. The itching, the scratching, the chafing. That's why I switched to boxers, my friend.
Wilson: No... No, actually, the I-Ching is the... more

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[Tim catches Randy and Brad up late watching a horror movie] Wow, he's coming after those teens with a McCulloch 10-10S chainsaw; a damn fine choice. Nice job, ghoul!

My brother reeks of couth.

Now it's a heat seek'n, beak tweak'n, shark-faced pecker wrecker!

"Convictions and beliefs. What do they have to do with religion?"

Wilson: Tim, it is not easy to change one's perception of things, but it can be very healthy. Some people might even say it's a growth experience.
Tim: Wilson, how far does this go? How do I really... more

Tim: [Watching a little tv in an ice shanty] "I can't tell whether Gilligan got them off the island or if the Pistons are about to score."