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Mark: Mom, why are you dropping flowers on the table?
Jill: They're petals, see? It's romantic. I'm going to give your father a surprise dinner tonight and I want everything to be perfect, for him.
Mark: Then why aren't you eating in front of the TV?

--Patricia Richardson as Jill Taylor

--Taran Noah Smith as Mark Taylor

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