Mark: Mom, why are you dropping flowers on the table?
Jill: They're petals, see? It's romantic. I'm going to give your father a surprise dinner tonight and I want everything to be perfect, for... more
Tim [Bowling]: You're dead, pin. You're dead. You and your nine scrawny friends too.
[Throws the ball]
Mark: Yay, Daddy, you did it. You knocked down that one pin!
Jill: Yaaaaaaa, and you left his... more
Mark: Here comes the groom.
Brad: Shut up.
Randy: You know, Brad, we were thinking about places to have your bachelor party. How do you feel about Chuckee Cheese's?
Mark: Yeah, the groom gets free... more