I don't think so, Tim.

Jill: That's not what you think, is it, Tim?
Tim: It's not?
Jill: No.
Al: What DO you think?
Tim: I don't know, ask her.

Al: Oh, I see. That wasn't in the plans either. While this buzzer sends thousands of volts coursing through my body while he stands back and says, 'Remember the AL-amo!" Then comes the... more

Al: This is my assistant, Tim "Doesn't-know-Gumbo-from-Dumbo" Taylor.
Tim: Sure I do. Dumbo is a pachyderm and Gumbo is a little green guy who rides Pokey.

Al: Do you think they call it Cajun cooking because you cook it in a cage?
Tim: I don't think so, Al.

Al: Merry Christmas. You know, Christmas always reminds me of my childhood. I used to build a snowman every year. I used a carrot for its nose. Cookies for its eyes. Licorice for its smile.
Tim:... more

Al: These are also useful if Superman wants to take a peek at your underwear.
Tim: No problem there. I'm not wearing any.

"I'd better go before the Putt-Putt is shut-shut."

Tim: Oh no, we overslept!
Al: I have to go.
Tim: No, stick around awhile.
Al [running outside]: No, I mean I have to GO!
Tim: We have a bathroom in the house, Al!

I can't find Tim. I checked the bathrooms. Men's AND women's.