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Jill: Hey, Tim, dinner's ready.
Tim: I'm not really that hungry.
Jill: I didn't cook it.
Tim: I am famished.

--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor

--Patricia Richardson as Jill Taylor

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And remember, if it says Binford on it, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! Tools aren't supposed to talk to ya!

--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor

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Al: Ilene!
Tim: Of course you lean. You're lopsided.

--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor

--Richard Karn as Al Borland

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Jill: You are never driving again.
Tim: Why? I was only going 35 miles per hour.
Jill: Yeah, over speed bumps.

--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor

--Patricia Richardson as Jill Taylor

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