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"Has the Sphinx ever replaced your electrolytes? I don't think so, Al."
--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor
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And remember, if it says Binford on it, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! Tools aren't supposed to talk to ya!
--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor
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Al: Ilene!
Tim: Of course you lean. You're lopsided.
--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor
--Richard Karn as Al Borland
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Jill: You are never driving again.
Tim: Why? I was only going 35 miles per hour.
Jill: Yeah, over speed bumps.
--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor
--Patricia Richardson as Jill Taylor
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