Randy: Hey Beth, what do you call bad lemonade?
Beth: What?
Randy: Lemon lemonade.
[Beth, Brad and Jennifer force laughter]
Randy: Man, that's the last time I use one of Dad's jokes.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry, I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.
The Colonel: '61 was a vintage year. You should have bought one of those Lincolns when they first came out.
Tim: I would've sir, but I was six.
The Colonel: That's no excuse.
