Tim [Bowling]: You're dead, pin. You're dead. You and your nine scrawny friends too.
[Throws the ball]
Mark: Yay, Daddy, you did it. You knocked down that one pin!
Jill: Yaaaaaaa, and you left his... more
Brad: Hey Dad, why didn't you marry Al?
Tim: Um, I thought about it. I just couldn't stand the thought of him bearing my children. Little babies with beards and flannel diapers...