Heidi: Those king's of the can Those prince's of the camode those-
Tim: Heidi.

Mom, things have changed in the past hundred years...

Mark: So Santa's alive?
Jill: Yah, you sat on his lap at the mall.
Mark: But there are a lot of malls, how can he be at every one?
Tim: He's real fast for a fat guy!
Jill: Actually, honey. I think... more

Well, Al's shoulder's not quite done, but the clams are close, mm-mm m-m mm!

Opera is a greek word isn't it? Death by music!

Men cook outside with flame, microwave inside cooks with magic! Flame good, magic bad!

Randy Taylor: Hey Wilson. What you doing?
Wilson: Roasting my nuts!!
Randy Taylor: That must of hurt.

The only blender on the block that could suatee a brick

Jill: Jack!
Jack: Jill!
Tim: Went up the hill!

I have no opinion