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Al: I think one of these days, you're going to run out of flannel jokes.
Tim: I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book".
"Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there!" "Oh waiter, there's a fly in my flannel!" "Please... take my flannel!"
Tim: Then there's your handy wallet-sized version!
"How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense?"
Tell you tomorrow!
--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor
--Richard Karn as Al Borland
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