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Tim: Are you saying your wood is better than my wood?
Al: No.
Tim: Your wood is classier and more intelligent than my wood?
Al: What are you talking about?
Tim: I'm talking about people that look down on other people's wood. Maybe your maple could just kiss my ash.

--Tim Allen as Tim Taylor

--Richard Karn as Al Borland

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