JP: You've never lived through it, so you haven't got a clue what is like



Kieron: I know exactly what it's like becaus I'm gay too

John Paul: "You said you only wanted me."

Kieron: "I DO. Ok and I have been looking at you, everytime you turn your head to look at someone else, everytime you think I'm not... more

Myra to John Paul:
"Father Keiron is playing football. He says he needs a man to fill in."

John Paul: "Will you be my boyfriend?"

Elliot: "What?!"

John Paul: "I'll help you with your telescope if you'll be my boyfriend."

Elliot: "I'm not a gay,... more

John Paul: "Kieron you're standing there clutching a bag of frozen peas to your head and you're acting like that's it panic over."

Kieron laughs

John Paul: "Don't laugh at... more

John Paul (to Elliot): You are the gay tart of Hollyoaks!

- Evan isn't gay, I can tell [Sarah]
- Your Gay-dar working quite well is it? [John Paul]

Craig: They know.....
John Paul: (baffled) Know what?
Craig: How they got off the island on "Lost"

Mercedes: What about Darren?
John-Paul: Nah, he's a prawn
Mercedes: What?
John Paul: Bite his head off and he'd be all right....

JP: That really is too cool for school