If you saute scallops in a non-stick pan, they won't stick. Thats why its called FUCKING NON-STIIIIICK!!!!! I don't know what non-stick means in Texas sweetheart but fuck me!

You fucking Donkey!

I've got a secret for you....come here...come here......YOU CAN'T COOK!!!!

I will not scream, I will not swear. Oh, come on. Who am I trying to kid here?

Oh, f*ck me senseless!

“if you sauté scallops in a non-stick pan, they won’t stick. That’s why it's called fucking NON-STICK! I don’t know what non-stick means in Texas, sweetheart, but FUCK.”

You move like a fucking tortoise giving birth!

If you'd just shut the fuck up for 30 seconds you might learn something.

Great Job. Now Fuck Off!

Now f*#k off you, you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shit