Percy held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, 'Harry. How nice to see you.'
'Hello, Percy,' said Harry, trying not to laugh.
'I hope you are well?' said Percy... more

I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good

harry:you can't do it if i don't cooperate,you need me to give you some hair.
george:well,that's that plan scuppered,obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you... more

Molly Weasley: You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!
George Weasley: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

Harry Potter and the Goblet... more

WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT
YOU - KNOW - WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
U - NO - POO-
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION
THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!

(From CoS BOOK)
“Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through.”

“Yes, he’s nipping down to the Chamber of Secrets to have a cup of tea with his fanged... more

How do you feel Georgie?" whispered Mrs.Weasley.
"Saint-like" he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"... more

We've got Percy's 'Head Boy' badge. We're improving it. The badge now reads 'Bighead Boy'.

Harry: What’s this rubbish?
Fred: What’s this rubbish, he says…
George: It’s a wrench giving it to you.
Fred: But we’ve decided your needs are greater than ours. George, if you... more