Cappie: Can we all be mature and just say what we're really feeling?
How the hell could they cancel Gilmore Girls!

Casey: I know where I want to be in 10 years, do you?
Cappie: I want to be with you.

Quantum Materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Translation? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Rusty: Did you know that alcohol was illegal in the 20s?

Beaver: No. Is that why they call it the Great Depression?

Wait where is rusty?... Rusty?.. Ok he's a little guy, everyone check under your chairs.

Rusty: Well, why aren't we going?
Cappie: Just listen to the name, Spitter. It's a ball. It's a testicle we're not going to a testicle.

I had a little minx once. She was the fairest of all the forest creatures. But I let her get away. (Slaps himself) Bad Cappie.

Sometimes, you have to let go of the people you once loved.

Casey: Sometimes I wish you were a boy and we could be together forever.
Ashleigh: That's...weird. Why do I have to be the boy?
Casey: Because you're taller, duh!