Evan: Kappa Taus win. On a technicality. Shocker.
Cappie: Don't worry, we'll beat you gals fair and square.
Evan: Oh like you've ever beaten us at anything.
Cappie: One word: Beer pong.
Evan:... more

She may be afraid of trees, but when push comes to shove she doesn't let you drink the shampoo. Even if it does smell good.

Evan: You must be really tired coming in second to me.
Cappie: You know what makes it easier? Knowing I'll always be her first.

Evan: They were a little surprised. You walked out on them.
Calvin: I walked out on them because they were looking at me like I was going to force them to wear assless chaps.
Evan: What's wrong... more

Evan: [to Casey] - My life has been planned out for me since... ah, before I was born. But you, you are the first person who has ever made me think that if I had to, I would take a detour... I would... more

Casey: "Please wait, I love you."

Evan:" No, you love you."

EVAN: Initiation is not intended to humiliate. It's purpose is to take you from the boys you are now and challenge you to become real men. You all have one hour to melt these blocks of ice. Oh yea,... more

You really wanted this.

She's had her time.

The best girl won.