Casey: I know where I want to be in 10 years, do you?
Cappie: I want to be with you.

Cappie: Nothing starts the day off right like that first cup of joe... after all your first is always the best, don't you agree? The one that's the most special.

Casey: The one you can never... more

Cappie: A night off...At my secret place?

Casey: Secret place? You sound like a twelve year old girl.

You make one mistake and then everyone doubts you.

Doing the right thing isn't always the right thing.

Cappie: A guy walks into a bar...

Casey: Can you be serious for once in your life?

Cappie: A dislexic guy walks into a bra....?

Casey: You know Cap...I hope didn't hurt you when I ended things.

Cappie: Who said it's over?

Cappie: [as Keanu Reeves circa “Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure”] Prometheus: a most historic Greek god dude who journeyed on a most excellent quest to bring fire to mankind only to incur... more

Rusty: I've decided that I want to rush a fraternity.
Casey: No.
Rusty: Why not?
Casey: Because guys in fraternities are hot. And they have upper bodies. They don't study engineering.
Rusty:... more

Rusty: I wanna have fun!
Casey: You don't know how to have fun!
Rusty: But I can learn, isn't that what college is all about?
Casey: Hell no!