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It's like there's this tractor beam that seems to pull me to you no matter what I do and I'm trying to shut it down. I'm trying to make it go away!
--Scott Michael Foster as Cappie
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Why are kittens called kittens? If they're baby cats shouldn't they be called cattens?
--Scott Michael Foster as Cappie
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I'm going to have a frowny face cupcake for breakfast!
--Amber Stevens as Ashleigh
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When did you become T-Pain?
--Paul James as Calvin Owens
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Evan: That's what he said.
Cappie: And the streak stops at one.
--Scott Michael Foster as Cappie
--Jake McDorman as Evan Chambers
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Rusty: This has been hands down the best night of my life. Even better than the time they announced Pluto wasn’t a planet. I hated Pluto, it was obviously such a dwarf planet!
--Jacob Zachar as Rusty Cartwright
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Doctor Larson: The ‘Anchor’, that’s an odd moniker?

Rusty: I come from a long line of sea-men
--Jacob Zachar as Rusty Cartwright
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
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Cappie (to Rusty): You just need to find a high concentration of professors to hit on, sure you might get slapped by 99 of them, and all you need is that 100th professor to sleep with you… you... more
--Jacob Zachar as Rusty Cartwright
--Scott Michael Foster as Cappie
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She may be afraid of trees, but when push comes to shove she doesn't let you drink the shampoo. Even if it does smell good.
--Jake McDorman as Evan Chambers
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Cappy: So you need to do her before she does you... with your weapon -I mean... that shoots... darts
Rusty: I got it
Cappy: OK
--Jacob Zachar as Rusty Cartwright
--Scott Michael Foster as Cappie
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