DAN: Look, Serena told me everything. Ok? And I believe her.

GEORGINA: No, you don't understand. She was upset and jealous. I'm sure she told you all kinds of things to make you think the worst of me.

DAN: No. Just stop it.

GEORGINA: I never meant for this to happen...it just...did. And I know you feel it too. I mean, how else do you explain last night?

DAN: I don't know. But I wish I could.

GEORGINA: So you're just gonna go back to Serena like nothing happened and leave me all alone?

BLAIR: Oh, you're not alone, G. I'm here now. And I brought some people with me who really want to see you. I think you remember your parents.

GOSSIP GIRL: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan: Mom and dad. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches don't just happen. They're made. By parents even more wicked than their offspring.

GEORGINA: Okay, um, Mom. Dad. This isn't what you think. You have to believe me.

BLAIR: There, there, Georgie. It will be okay.

GEORGINA'S MOM: No. This time it won't.

BLAIR: Or it won't. Your parents were so worried, G. They told me everything. How you're supposed to be on the equestrian circuit but sold your show pony for cocaine.

GEORGINA: That was a difficult time, but I've put that behind me.

BLAIR: When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get clean when you hitch hike into town, steal a credit card, and book a ticket to Ibiza.

GEORGINA: You should've seen where they sent me. That place was awful. It was in Utah. At least I lasted longer than Lohan.

GEORGINA'S MOM: We were trying to help you.

GEORGINA: I've had enough. I have to go.

GEORGINA'S DAD: Georgina, stop.

BLAIR: Yes, stay, Georgina. I'll go. Oh, that reminds me. I almost forgot to leave you with the information I discussed with your parents.

GEORGINA: What's this??

GEORGINA'S DAD: Where you're going.

GEORGINA'S MOM: A boot camp for troubled girls.

GEORGINA'S DAD: Blair was kind enough to do some research.

BLAIR: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here. Have fun in reform school.