I would say "get a room," but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.

Blair: If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your... more

Lily: "I'm dating Bart Bass."

Eric: "Oh no, mom! That guy has only one facial expression, he scares me!"

Serena: "And he raised Chuck, that scares me!"

Lily: When you two are done hiding up here, I'm taking you both out for dessert.
Serena: Can't, mom. I'm busy.
Lily: But this is important for our family. It would be just the three of us.
Serena:... more

Serena: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on for me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.
Chuck: You should meet Bergita the maid.
Serena: No!... more

Eric: We know that's gin in your coffee cup.

Cece: Exactly. Life must go on, as it always has.

No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you

Eric: Mom looks about as happy as grandma at last call.

Serena: I know. Seems Bart's personality or lack thereof is contagious. I don't even know how she breathes with her blouse button that high.

ERIC: "Serena is not a patient at the Ostroff Center."

BLAIR: "Eric. [smiling sympathetically] You've always been a sweet kid and I can understand you're trying to protect your... more

I'm Gay and so are you" [refering to Asher Hornsby]