Blair: You have to help me destroy Chuck Bass!

Dan: I'll take that as my cue to leave.

Blair: Aww, you're very perceptive!

In the real world, what matters is who you are, not what you have.

When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish

Sex is meaningful, like art. You don't rush art.

Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, you and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended or... more

Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.

Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.

Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.

Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.

SERENA: That’s what you really think of me?
DAN: Yeah, yeah, it is. At least they own up to it. Maybe it’s time you did too.
(Dan leaves and Serena turns to look at Penelope and Isabel)
GOSSIP... more

JENNY: "So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?"

DAN: "Works for me."

BLAIR: "Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot."

DAN: "My mom kind of left us a couple of months ago. Only my... my dad and my sister don't really see that,... more