Sophia singing: "Thaaaaaanks for the medicare!
For Blue-Cross and Blue Shield,
For a hip that finally healed!
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Blanche: "What does one wear to a sperm bank?"
Dorothy: "Something attractive in rubber."
Blanche: "I have that."

Blanche: "I have writer's block. It's the WORST feeling in the WORLD!"

Sophia: "Try going 10 days without a bowel movement some time."

Blanche: "You just sit there... more