Dorothy: Oh c'mon, Blanche. Age is just a state of mind.
Blanche: Tell that to my thighs.

Dorothy: What are you trying to say, Rose? Weddings make you HOT?
Rose: YES!

Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?

Dorothy: Blanche, are you sure you're pregnant?
Blanche: I just did a home pregnancy test - it's right here.
Rose: It looks like a perfume sample.
Dorothy: Put it behind your ears, Rose.

Blanche: You know what the worst part about getting older is?
Dorothy: Your face, Rose's hands?

Dorothy: The Great Herring War?
Rose: Between the Lindstroms and the Johannsens.
Dorothy: Oh, THAT Great Herring War.

Blanche: No, no, no please. I cannot bear that again. She was listening to her car radio, Big Band, not all talk. There was a contest. Something about a little voice, a lucky number and a dime in a... more

Blanche: ....I just don't know what to do.
Rose: Well I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
Dorothy: I think we should leave it alone Rose, and let it heal.

Rose: whats it made of?
Dorothy: SILLY PUDDY ROSE!!!!

Sophia: "You're a good daughter. TAKE A LESSON PUSSYCAT!"

Nurse DeFarge: "You're Pussycat too?"

Dorothy: "I'm Pussycat one. YOU are Pussycat two!"