Rebecca: I'm havin' this baby in a birthin' center. They emphasize natural childbirth without any painkillers.
Blanche: Honey, I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where... more

dorothy do you know it has been a week since i have been in the company of a man?

Guy Corbin: "Better late than..."
Blanche: "PREGNANT!"

(to Rose)
"Must you always be so cheerful, you empty-headed, Mary Poppins knockoff?"

Sophia: "Anyway, I've got bigger problems. I don't have an act for the talent show."

Blanche: "Talent show! Can I be in it?"

Sophia: "Blanche, what you're talented at... more

Blanche: "I treat my body like a temple."

Sophia: "Yaaaa open to everyone, day or night!"

Dorothy, just because you look like an English lawyer it doesn't mean we all have to.

Blanche: " He is so sophisticated and charming and rich and handsome. He fairly screams Blanche. At least, he will when I'M through with him."

Blanche: Dorothy you're a substitute, your job isn't actually to teach.

Dorothy: Then what is it?

Blanche: To keep the kids from burning the school down until the other teacher gets back.

Blanche: Only, surprise, it wasn't hair spray. It was mace! You had mace! Your hairspray was mace! I maced myself right there in the police station! I almost died! I fell to the floor, blinded,... more