Sophia singing: "Thaaaaaanks for the medicare!
For Blue-Cross and Blue Shield,
For a hip that finally healed!
... more

Blanche: "I have writer's block. It's the WORST feeling in the WORLD!"

Sophia: "Try going 10 days without a bowel movement some time."

Blanche: "You just sit there... more

BLANCHE: There must be homosexuals that date women.

SOPHIA: Yeah, they're called lesbians!

Blanche: I'm going to take a bath with just enough water to cover my firm, yet ample bosom.
Sophia: You're gonna take a bath in an inch of water?

Rose: Did you know they have an egg named after you Blanche?
Blanche: Oh really? How is it prepared?
Sophia: Over easy.

Sophia: I need the money for my old age.
Dorothy: Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore.

Blanche: "I treat my body like a temple."

Sophia: "Yaaaa open to everyone, day or night!"

Fasten your seatbelt slut puppy!

Blanche: Oh girls... I'm just in ecstasy! My body is tingling all over! You will never guess what just happened!
Sophia: We know what happened! Let us just guess what part of the Middle East he's... more

Sophia: Rose, just remember, you're smarter than people say you are. You've got good sense, and you know what you're doing.
Rose: Oh, Sophia.
Sophia: Blanche, you're a slut.
Blanche: Oh, Sophia.