Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

Rose: Did you know they have an egg named after you Blanche?
Blanche: Oh really? How is it prepared?
Sophia: Over easy.

Rose: "Let me tell you about a lesson that I learned when I was a little girl in St.Olaf. If you hold a bird gently, the bird will stay. But if you squeeze the bird, his eyes will bug out. ... more

My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."

Blanche: ....I just don't know what to do.
Rose: Well I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
Dorothy: I think we should leave it alone Rose, and let it heal.

Blanche: You know what I hate doing most after a party?
Rose: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?

Sophia: Rose, just remember, you're smarter than people say you are. You've got good sense, and you know what you're doing.
Rose: Oh, Sophia.
Sophia: Blanche, you're a slut.
Blanche: Oh, Sophia.

Rose: I found out that Baked Alaska can be baked locally.

Dorothy: Rose, I know something else. Mars Bars are made right here on earth.

Rose: What was the best sex you ever had, Blanche?

Dorothy: Oh! Way to go, Rose! – Look Blanche, there's only one cheesecake left, so let's make menopause the cutoff point.

Blanche: Best... more

Blanche: Well, just tell him you have a lot of work at home.
Rose: I don't want to lie.
Blanche: When you get home, we'll make you clean out the garage.
Rose: Oh thanks, I owe you big for this one.