Dorothy: We're here to pay for a funeral.
Mr. Pfeiffer: Oh, the three of you planning ahead for mother?
Sophia: [walks a little bit closer] Hey Puh-feiffer, how would you like a punch in your... more

Rose: She's a gerkononoken
Therapist: Whats a gerkononoken?
Rose: Well, its the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But really its someone you dont wanna share ur hogenkoggles with

Contractor: Do you want it fast or do you want it good?
Sophia: Before you answer that, Blanche, the man's talking about a guest room.

Blanche: And this is Sophia.
Harry: Well, you must be Blanche's sister.
Sophia: You must be blind.
Blanche: Sophia's home just burned down.
Harry: Oh, that's terrible.
Sophia: Not to me, it was... more

BLANCHE: "Big Daddy, Big Daddy... let me look at you!"

BIG DADDY: "Ah, Darling, let me look at you! You're as pretty as a ladybug, sunning itself on a lily pad, on a misty spring... more

Miles Webber: I'm a college professor, Rose. What did you think when I said I taught Hemingway?

Rose: I thought you were old.

(After Blanche told Angelo that she was Mary in the Christmas pagent)

Rose: "Oh yes! Sister Blanche is a wonderful actress."

Stan: "Yaaaa, she'd have to be to make people believe... more

Hey! You're off the monkey! Mazel Tov!

May you take a diuretic and not be able to get your panty hose off! - Aunt Angela

Father O'Mara: "Blanche Devereaux! I've heard quite a bit about you!"

Blanche: "All good, I hope."

Father O'Mara: "I'm sorry, I can't reveal things learned in... more