Blanche: "What does one wear to a sperm bank?"
Dorothy: "Something attractive in rubber."
Blanche: "I have that."

BLANCHE: There must be homosexuals that date women.

SOPHIA: Yeah, they're called lesbians!

ROSE: Is it possible to love two men at one time?

BLANCHE: I don't know, set the scene. Have we been drinking?

Blanche: I'm going to take a bath with just enough water to cover my firm, yet ample bosom.
Sophia: You're gonna take a bath in an inch of water?

Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?
Blanche: There must be... more

Blanche:
"Isn't Danny Thomas one?"

Dorothy:
"LESBIAN, Blanche, not LEBANESE."

Rose: Did you know they have an egg named after you Blanche?
Blanche: Oh really? How is it prepared?
Sophia: Over easy.

Blanche: ....I just don't know what to do.
Rose: Well I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
Dorothy: I think we should leave it alone Rose, and let it heal.

Guy Corbin: "Better late than..."
Blanche: "PREGNANT!"

Blanche: "I treat my body like a temple."

Sophia: "Yaaaa open to everyone, day or night!"