Sophia: You don't want the car

Man who wants car: Why not?

Sophia: Because it's...haunted

Man who wants car: Haunted?? What do you mean it's haunted?

Sophia: It's haunted, I should... more

Stan and Superman had a lot in common. They were both faster than a speeding bullet.

Rose - "Don't worry Dorothy. I was trained in psychology back in St. Olaf."
Dorothy - "That doesn't count, Rose! Back in St. Olaf they think that Freud is a way to cook chicken!"

Blanche: "What do you know? Floyd McCallum is taking me sailing today! Guess you two are in the same boat (I'm in the yacht)!"
Rose: "What's this boat she keeps talking... more

Rose:" That reminds me of a story of St. Olafs most famous matchmaker..."
Dorothy: " Oh Plesase Rose!!!, Spear me the endeless in ended tales about Heidi Flugel Dugen Gurgen Plotz... more

Blanche - "What will the neighbors think if they see two men in my bedroom?"

Sophia - "They'll think it's Tuesday."

Silly Rabbi, Tricks are for kids!

(Blanche is going on a diet)
Rose: Wait, can I have those gummy bears?
Blanche: They are good, aren't they?
Rose: Oh, I don't eat them.
Sophia: Then why do you want them?
Rose: To play army! ... more

(Rose just said that she use to smoke.)

Dorothy: "You Rose? That's like finding out that Lassie was an alcoholic."

Rose: "Lassie was an alcoholic?! That explains why she always... more

Blanche: "You'll have to excuse Sophia."
Sophia: "Oh, you heard that? I thought I was safe backed up against these pillows!"