Kendra: “Bridget, this is the worst I have ever looked in my life!”
Bridget: “No, you looked worse yesterday.”

Oh so only 288 balloons? Ladies and gentlemen, she did math without her fingers.

While stripping I realized it was one of my favorite things to do. Hmm, another goal maybe?

I ate more cake than everybody else.

I can feel where i'm gonna be sore already." -Bridget
"Can I look over that area and make sure that it's ok?" -Hugh.

You went surfing with Kelly Slater and got a black eye....that's BAD ASS!

I got a million leis

Wednesday Adams, you little bitch!

Holly and Hef are the main relationship and Kendra and I are kind of icing on the cake.

It was soooo cute.....