JESS: I was attacked by a swan. Okay, you happy? A stupid swan.

LUKE: Now, how ‘bout the real story?

JESS: That is the real story. It hangs out by Larson’s Dock. I was just walking by and... more

Taylor: [Luke won't give out free coffee at the dance marathon] You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?

Luke: If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down.

Babette: Just wait till spring. You're gonna wake up one morning, walk out, and pow! color coming out of your yin-yang.
I'll see you girls tomorrow.

Lorelai: I'm going to have color coming out of... more

Babette: It’s so hard being a woman, isn’t it?
Rory: I guess.
Babette: You got your morals, your standards, and good common sense… and then BAM! You meet some guy, and all that goes right out... more

Lorelai: Hey Lynnie, I have a recurring dream where a walrus waddles up, lies down on me, falls asleep and I can't breathe. What do you think it means?

Richard: Lorelai!

Lorelai: What, Dad? Lynnie... more

Zach: [sings] "A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing." Dude, what's a bulwark?

Brian: What?

Zach: It says, a bulwark never failing.

Brian: I think it's a wall.... more

Guy on tape: Complete this sentence, I feel angry because...
Luke: I am listening to this tape.
Guy on tape: I feel hopeful because...
Luke: This tape must end eventually.
Guy on tape: I feel... more

Dave: What we need is a name.
Brian: I made my suggestion.
Zach: Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.
Brian: So yours is better?
Zach: "Follow Them to the Edge of the... more

Rory: I love our trees!

Gigi: Me too!

Christopher: You don't think our trees are...

Lorelai: What?

Christopher: Maybe a little homely?

Lorelai: Homely?!

Christopher: I'm just saying.

Rory:... more

Jess: Hi.
Rory: Hey.
Jess: Hi.
Lorelai: Hi.
Jess: Hi.
Luke: Hi.
Rory: I have to get to school.
Jess: Yeah, me too.
Rory: Bye
Jess: Bye. Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory:... more