Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not... more

I look adorable! No one ever told me that if you fish, you get to buy an outfit. I'll do just about anything if I can buy an outfit!

Lorelai: You're my favorite daughter.
Rory: You say that to all your daughters.
Lorelai: Yes, I do, but I only mean it with you.

Rory: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Lorelai: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs!

''Rory, the penal system is not something we enjoy. It's something with a name that makes us giggle.''

You have exhausted all of your talking rights by being crazy.

Emily: You were on the phone?

Richard: Long distance.

Lorelai: God?

Richard: London.

Lorelai: God lives in London?

Richard: My mother lives in London.

Lorelai: Your mother is... more

Lorelai: Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke: There's no such thing.
Lorelai: How does ink come out of pens?
Luke: All right, there is such a thing.

Lorelai: Hey, how is it out there?

Michel: It is cold and gray like a fat, dead pidgeon.

Emily: Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?

Lorelai: Uh, cuz I feel stupid doing it at home?