What the fedge?!

Jason: Holy Sh*t
Grant: What?...What?!
Jason: Dude something just darted like, kid height...just darted!
Grant: Are you serious?!
Jason: I'm dead serious...I think I almost soiled myself!

It's you, you stupid cat. Your nose whistles.

What the frig?

Drunk Woman in New Orleans: What does TAPS stand for?
Brian: The Atlantic Paranormal Society
DW: Yah YOU were the one who ran out of that prison!
TAPS Crew: (laugh like crazy)
DW: And YOU were... more

Jason: (to Steve who is wearing a long blonde wig) You make a ugly girl.
Steve: What are you talking about? Give me some make up, I'm good..
Grant: So can we call you Steph now?.
Jason: What about... more

Is he over at the bar picking up chicks?

Jason: Dude it smells really bad.

Grant: Yeah it does.

Jason: Did you fart?!?!?!?

Grant: No I did not fart!?!?!?!?

Jason: Dustin how long does it actually take you to get ready to go out?
Dustin: It doesn’t take that long man. You know fifteen to twenty minutes to get the hair done.
Grant: I think you’re... more

That ghost looks like a Shawarma.