thats not a shake thats an unhappy meal!

[after catching his daughter dating a teenage boy]
From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

I be like this [Whappah!]

"You remember... MEMBER?"

"It's a wonderful day when white people black people and Hispanics all come together, to pick on another minority"

Órale

(While teaching his son to play baseball):
"We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts."

*A bet on saving money and eating cat food*
Angie: "Something just popped, (cringing) I think I just bit an eye."
George:" It's OK, spit it out."
Angie: (still cringing)... more

Angie: Something popped. *whines* I think I bit an eye!
George: Then just spit it out!
Angie: *still whining* No, I'm winning!
George: No one is winning. We are eating cat food in the dark...

george:angie,please....
angie:dont say i got this because you never get it
george:i'll try to get this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!