[daughter Carmen enters the kitchen in frustration]
Carmen Lopez: Hahhhh.
George Lopez: Carmen, it's okay, you're beautiful on the inside, they all don't hate you, you'll find something you're good... more

George: Does the boy have a hickey?
Angie: Yes
Carmen: Jeremy Run
Angie: You better run fool

I HATE YOU

Max: Why are you sitting out here?
Carmen: Because I didn't pay my share of the gas bill, so dad says I cant use the stove. I'm hoping the sun will heat up my burrito.

jason!!!

Max: Why are you sitting out here?
Carmen: Because I didn't pay my share of the gas bill, so dad says I cant use the stove. I'm hoping the sun will heat up my burrito.

Carmen: Well if I got into Harvard would you let me go?

Angie: No, because you would need all the money to raise Max because your father and I would of have died from shock!

<a href="quoteComments?id=365938">Carmen: So if I get accepted to Harvard I can't go?
Angie: No, you would need all the money you have to take care of max because your father and me... more

George:Come on Carmen lets go for a ride.
Carmen:Am I coming back?
George:As long as you're a tax deduction,you'll always be safe in my home

Carmen: Once you name something you cant leave it out on the street.
George: You're in for a big surprise when you turn eighteen.