George, one cigarette, two cigarette three cigarette.

They confuse my sense of humor with cruelty!

Screw You!

You know what, I need a smoke and a beer.

"I like movies where animals can talk."

george:you never throwed me a birthday party.
benny:oh yeah what about the time you were 10 you had a party with burgers,fireworks and clowns.
george:that was the 4th of july.

George what was that new word i taught you. (Young Benny)
uhuhuh Chheater (baby George)

Benny (to Manny):"You are George's father so where were you on his first day of school? Where were you on the day of his 18th birthday, and where were you when he fell down and you weren't there... more

OOO It's slightly yellow!

MAX TO GEORGE:" DAD HOW MUCH ALLOWANCE DO I GET THIS WEEK"?

GEORGE TO MAX:"WHEN I WAS YOUNG I DIDN'T GET ALLOWANCE".

BENNY ENTERS: "YES YOU DID!!!"

GEORGE TO... more