Angie: Something popped. *whines* I think I bit an eye!
George: Then just spit it out!
Angie: *still whining* No, I'm winning!
George: No one is winning. We are eating cat food in the dark...

george:angie,please....
angie:dont say i got this because you never get it
george:i'll try to get this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I look like a stupid man?" George
"What?" Angie
" Do I look like an idiot...a moreon...do i look like a buffoon?!" George
" Hey no ones forcing you to go to Super... more

Angie:how would you like to watch your mother die a slow painful death because you didnt help her

George looks at her like "are you serious of corse"

George:If her eyes roll back in... more

i know huh??

(after Max gets a concussion)
Angie: Whats the capital of California?
Max: Sacramento
Angie: Good. What about Oklahoma?
Max: I don't know.
(Angie gasps and gives a worried look at... more

George: Does the boy have a hickey?
Angie: Yes
Carmen: Jeremy Run
Angie: You better run fool

[George]: From now on you can no longer use your hands
[Max]: Mom!
[Angie]: You heard your father, now go upstairs

[Angie]: What kind of kid doesn't want to have a big birthday party, that is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
[George]: When was the last time you saw my mom in a swimsuit?

[Benny]: They lie because they're not afraid of you
[Angie]: Benny, we're handling this
[Benny]: I don't see anyone getting hit
[Angie]: We don't hit our kids, we threaten to send them to your... more