thats not a shake thats an unhappy meal!

[after catching his daughter dating a teenage boy]
From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

I be like this [Whappah!]

"You remember... MEMBER?"

"It's a wonderful day when white people black people and Hispanics all come together, to pick on another minority"

when i was little we didnt have the money for a pool so i had to swim in the trash can!when someone came by,i just put the lid on

(While teaching his son to play baseball):
"We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts."

george:angie,please....
angie:dont say i got this because you never get it
george:i'll try to get this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAPAAAAA!!!!

Órale