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Benni:George was very reliable he was crossing the street when he was 3 years old

George:I was looking for food
--George Lopez as George Lopez
--Belita Moreno as Benita "Benny" Lopez
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I'll sit by your bedside for 42 years till you wake up where am i BAM right back in a colma where am i BAM where am i BAM sir visiting hours are over BAM i just hit a nurse. (george to bosses son)
--George Lopez as George Lopez
i got this
--George Lopez as George Lopez
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Hey! No one told me we were washing Veronica! I want a part!
--Luis Armand Garcia as Max Lopez
Oh, what is Chingy doing here
--Emiliano Diez as Vic Palmero
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[George to Ernie]

Want to re-live senior prom?

[Ernie and George slow dance]
--George Lopez as George Lopez
george: just stay away from my stuff and you know every thing in this house is my stuff

max:but mom

george:you know what dont talk to your mom cuz shes my suff... more
--George Lopez as George Lopez
--Constance Marie as Angela "Angie" Palmero
--Luis Armand Garcia as Max Lopez
George-"Look Max peed the bed a few nights ago but I'm handling it"

Angie-"And how are you handling it?"

George-"The Lopez way by keeping it a secret!!!"
--George Lopez as George Lopez
--Constance Marie as Angela "Angie" Palmero
Man, I can't do this! You just got shot down by a sex offender!
--George Lopez as George Lopez
I'm not a hillbilly I have two pair of pliers.
--Belita Moreno as Benita "Benny" Lopez

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