Sonny(to Carly): You have more versions of the truth than Ben and Jerry's got ice cream flavors!

How did you get pass Milo?"
"O I gave him a banana.

Oh Claudia... Nobody wants to play with you.

(to Coleman) "You define macho"

Morgan: Holy crap!
Carly: Morgan!
Morgan: But Jason's wearing a pink tie.
Carly: Holy crap!

If I want to bang ur brother on the floor in this lobby, You don't get a vote!"
-Claudia to Lulu

I remember you as being helpful, you were always helping, like a servent. The dutiful Trevors who got paid for his sencerity."
-Claudia talking to Trevors!

Do not speak to me like I'm some teenager who interupted their father at work with her paton twirling."
-Claudia talking to Trevor

If we are a lot alike, what hants you?"
-Sonny
"Nothing would ever dare, I'm to scarey."
-Claudia

What are you really not going to let me suduce you?"
-Claudia
"The urge is kinda gone afte two men are standing outside the bedroom; both of which are known to carry weapons and the other... more